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Statistical Table of Workers


Inhabitants of a Latin-American country, which I prefer not mentioning - year 1983


18 521 476


Menos:
President of the Republic, Ministries, Secretaries, Advisers, Diplomats and others, that makes




418 336


Workers who stay to work


18 103 140


Minus:
Militaries, Aviators, Sailors, Firemen and Army, that makes



2 467 539


Workers who stay to work


15 635 601


Minus:
Arrested, placed in a reformatory, accused, convicted and sentenced, that makes



2 472 868


Workers who stay to work


13 162 733


Minus:
Those over 65 years, pensioners, financiers, commission agents, beggars and ambulants, that makes



2 972 324


Workers who stay to work


10 190 409


Minus:
Those over 18 years, students, daddy's boys and bums, that makes



3 342 734


Workers who stay to work


6 847 675


Minus:
Football players, Professionals, Managers of Clubs, Trainers, Labor leaders, that makes




2 921 562


Workers who stay to work


3 926 113


Minus:
Journalists, Chroniclers, Reporters and Photographers, that makes



1 043 734


Workers who stay to work


2 882 379


Minus:
Prostitutes, Bucks, Pumps and criminals, that makes



1 205 396


Workers who stay to work


1 676 983


Minus:
Administrative workers of the State, that makes



1 420 534


Workers who stay to work


256 449


Minus:
Priests, Sacristans and Over-pious women, that makes


256 447


Workers who stay to work


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These two idiots who stay to work, are you and me; but, since I am tired of doing statistics, I will not work any more, with which you will be, from now on, the only silly one that is employed at this country.




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